President Obama was never born at all (humor)

October 26, 2011

The first piece of the puzzle is hidden within a book entitled The Singularity Is Near, by a card-carrying futurist named Ray Kurzweil. The subtitle, and this is extremely important: When Humans Transcend Biology.

The Singularity Is Near makes the case that laboratory-created artificial intelligence will merge with biological evolution in such a way that, to put it in lay terms, robots will take over the world. Biological evolution and robotic development will be indistinguishable. Improbable? Read the book’s jacket cover:

“(The 21st century ) will be an era in which the very nature of what it means to be human will be both enriched and challenged as our species breaks the shackles of its genetic legacy…”

Here’s a giveaway that links Kurzweil’s book to Obama. The release date of the Singularity, 2005, was the very year Barack Obama entered the U.S. Senate and began his march to the White House. When you put all of this in context, it’s obvious. Barack Obama is a product of artificial intelligence. He wasn’t born in Hawaii or anywhere else. He was created by the white-coats of the digital machine world.

Don’t take my word for it. Just look at Obama. The signs are all there. Early on, he developed a reputation as “no drama Obama.” No matter what happens, his emotional needle seldom moves. It’s not natural. Does that remind you of anyone? Spock perhaps? […]